Hello,
my name is Curtis.

howdy 👋 old man (30), Teesside roots, East Mids home. Design/print beginnings turned software everything — self‑employed forever, music‑obsessed, fuelled by Lucky Saint and sad songs. I fuck with psychological thrillers, fantasy epics, and whodunit mysteries. Every exhausted entrepreneur needs a family to keep them grounded, mine consists of a British Shorthair, a Border Terrier, and a very patient wife‑to‑be.